Intelligent son One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn t write the address and addressee s name on the envelope. After th
Let Dog in Hotel A man wrote a letter to a small hotel he planned to visit on his vacation: I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well-groomed and very well behaved. Would you be wil
Who s More Polite? A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was the more polite. The skinny man said he was more polite because he always tipped his hat to ladies. But the fat man knew he wa
The poor husband You can t imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife, the man complained to his friend. She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained
I Wasn t Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said:
Expensive Price Dentist: I m sorry, madam, but I ll have to charge you twenty-five dollars for pulling your son s tooth. Mother: Twenty-five dollars! But I thought you only charged five dollars for a
1. As new students at a university in Boston, many of us were unfamiliar with the campus and consequently late for class. One professor, however, was particularly intolerant of tardiness, making it
Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers! Mrs. Brown: It s no use, my little dog can t read. 布朗夫人：哦， 親愛的，我
Sir William Thompson was very deaf but he did not like people to know this． One evening he had invited several friends to dinner， and while they were sitting at the table， one of the friends told
Workman： Mr. Brown，I should like to ask for a small rise in my wages． I have just been married． Employer： Very sorry，my dear man， but I can t help you． For accidents which happen to our work
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. Don t you know what the blinking lights and siren mean? he demanded. Yes, sir, replied the driver. Then why didn t you pull over immediately
The Same Service .A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor． When I was first married，I was very happy． I d come home from a hard day down at the shop，and my l
No matter which girl he brought home， the young man found disapproval from his mother． A friend gave him advice． Find a girl just like your mother-then she s bound to like her． So the young man
Class and Ass Professor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door： Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today． A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the c ． Later Professor La
The little girl did not like the look of the barking dog. It s all right, said a gentleman, don t be afraid. Don t you know the proverb: Barking dogs don t bite? Ah, yes, answered the little gi
Policeman: Why didn t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they d have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse. 警察：有人搶你的手表時，你
Two Cute dogs A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, Does your dog bite? The shopkeeper says, No, my dog does not bite. The man tries to pet the dog and the d
a great man Teacher: Would Shakespeare be a great man if he were still alive today? Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far nobody has lived to over 400 years. 一名偉人 老師：如果莎士
A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks you re stupid, stand up! Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, Do you thin
a kiss At a dinner party, the speaker, who was the guest of honor, was about to deliver a speech when his wife sitting at the other end of the table, sent him a piece of paper with the word KISS sc
